Stranger than fiction.

The company’s profits and revenue rise, despite weakness in exploration and production.

The stock tanks on fears about the company’s exposure to CDOs tied American Home.

But the biotech company beats analysts’ EPS estimates by 6 cents.

The carrier’s shares rise 12.5%.

Energy stocks are broadly higher.

Cambridge Display Technology soars on takeover news.

Soaring oil prices and dire news from American Home derail a rally.

The rest of the year may see increased adoption of the once-hyped Windows update.

In this case, the higher-yielding stocks are in the most trouble, Cramer says.

Cramer says much, much worse is to come on housing.